I’m interested

I’m interested

THANKS FOR ALL THE MEMORIES

THANKS FOR ALL THE MEMORIES

big investment opportunity

big investment opportunity

Hey there jerks I’ll be doing Tandem Bar’s Guest Room show tonight at 8:30. Alright!!

Hey there jerks I’ll be doing Tandem Bar’s Guest Room show tonight at 8:30. Alright!!

Very excited to be opening for The Wingman tonight at Fergie’s in Philadelphia. Hope to c u there.

Arnold Schwarzenegger wears fake moustache at Gold’s Gym

Arnold Schwarzenegger wears fake moustache at Gold’s Gym

UH-OH, HE’S BACK.

Hey Philadelphia, next Friday, January 24th, I’m taking the show on the road for a night of standup comedy at Fergie’s Pub (1214 Sansom). My pal Luke Bischoff will be performing as well and the headliner is a guy from Clarks Summit. ¬†Show is at 9 PM, tickets are overpriced. Let’s hang out afterwards <3

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